Before hitting you all with what is coming shortly, I will just say something about the one universally regarded by all people as, king of kings and heir to... my domain, your 'saviour', jesus christ.
Yes, He did exist, and in fact, I had an entertaining weekend where I could get no sleep because the holy spirit... yes... THE holy spirit, was busy trying to convince ME [why bother really?] that 'jesus is good'.
Actually, I wrote the early Saturday pice because I wanted to spite the fool, but, as I do not care anyway what people really feel about what I do, let me seize the... usurper by the scruff of his neck and hurl him out of my domain, before telling you all how... disastrous thing are just GETTING.
jesus gets born, and grows up till about twelve where he, on a visit to jerusalem, gets... accosted... by the holy spirit about WHO he really is, and of course, he remains in the temple and does not go back home because he thinks that, since everything about him was prophesied, then everyne will make room for him and he will just have everything handed to him on a silver platter.
Doesnt happen.
What DOES happen is that his... mother ... [fool should just have dropped fully grown from heaven, but he needed authenticity, see, which is why he wanted to be called the ... 'son of man', the jealous idiot]tells him he was causing his father and herself worry, and that is when a crisis develops in the boy, because he realises that he, like all men before him, is NOT immune to the woman's yanking on the rope. See how the mother keeps, throughout the testimony of the apostles, cropping up to tell him to behave, to instigate situations and all that?
NOW, I will prove that scientifically, if it comes to that, but it is 100% the desire NOT to upset his mother that stunted his growth, and left him an imp just 1.6 m tall.
But then, I would be just a liar like him if all I wanted to do was put him down so I could set myself up, so, as always, let us look to the Only God, and hear what He has to say about... a man, or ... the man.
He said:"I will never again destroy the whole earth with a flood for the man's sake, for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth", and you will notice how, when He selected likely candidate Abram, and told him to let go the family and start afresh somewhere else, the man left home, indeed, but home never left him.
So with Isaac, whom the father shackled so much that he could not even LEAVE home, and finally, it came to Jacob, on the day he left home, after having seen what was in his mother's heart and on that very night, God told him He was practically handing a blank cheque to him to do as he pleased, because He would be with him, and what does the guy do? He says, Thanks, God, but no thanks, I would rather be acceptable to people than to you, and thus the man tied God up [because God HAD said He would give him children] into looking after his children and from that came the nation of Israel, to whom was given the law and all that made the children of the said 'first offspring of God' a "peculiar people" to The Almighty God.
Then comes me, a person who could not care less what happens as long as what I do NOT want does not happen, and from birth, God gives me some... one... that I only reluctantly acknowledged a short while ago to make sure my life is not too... tenuous, since I find I can not tolerate compromie in even the least form.
I wonder, as the days passed, whether God wanted me to clear the field so that I could then say, "This and that thing happen now", and then go hide behind a bush like Moses and say, "God, will you make that happen?", as if I was to be some kind of middleman, or mouthpiece of His, but was pleased to work out what God meant when He said that HE would not destroy the earth with a flood for the lazy man's sake ever again:
The man, knowing clearly what he wanted, had chosen insttead to cast his lot with other people when in effect God said, "Let Us make man out of Our own image, and in Our likeness, and let them have dominion... over all the earth", and so, if the man is an image, or copy of God, then he does as God did; he speaks to things with authority and has them... obey him.
God said that the waters should gather in one place and dry land would appear, and everything heard and obeyed, and it was so.
So, as THE MAN I now exercise my... right to have things happen as I want.
I have no... jurisdiction... over water, but then, even sea water has a bottom it starts from, and the bottom is... earth, so, as I have unlimited control over all the earth, I command that the earth ACKNOWLEDGE ME as Lord over it by:
1)bringing forth the hot-ness through fissures and vents so that Alaska gets warmed up a.s.a.p, and the smnow melts and drives away the inhabitants thereof, which means an... INTENSE heat.
2) Eathquakes worldwide, to announce my arrival, especially one that will create a tsunami that will quench the fire in Alaska. And another one that will generate waves that will sort out my little backwoods problem locally here: [I have people that would take me too much time to track down and kill, so they can be killed a.s.a.p thus, by having waves of sufficient power to drench Capricorn, Strand and much of the False bay, because I want Sam dead;- I do not want any more ransom women, I will take those I selected;- and also all those I had run-ins with who, foolishly, stay in what is a natural flood area should the sea levels rise. So Paula and my 'ex' girlfriend die, and my 'friends' in Strand, because there is NO way I am going to ascend my throne with people who 'knew' me standing unscathed and laughing at me]
3) Obama dies, in an earthquake, and The Whit House is destroyed, leaving the secretary of State as head of state, to prepare a suitable ... place for me in Alaska.
As for collateral damage: who cares?
Oh, and the animals that I dislike also honour me by going out of my way, and staying out of it.
Because of shock to the system, I am giving all this about three days to become fully effective!
